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- Writer's Block 08/01/10
By Spoiks
Perennial provocateur Spoiks argues that the Internet has unleashed a wave of meritless mediocrity upon us.
- Reflections on a Failed Music Career: The Music Scene 08/01/10
By Wil Forbis
In order to succeed in the music biz, a band needs to dominate their local music scene. But what drives this strange and complex social hierarchy?
- The End of Rock Criticism? 07/01/10
By Wil Forbis
As neuroscience slowly reveals that our taste in music is outside of our control, the end nears for the objective argument utilized by rock critics such as Lester Bangs and Robert Christgau.
- Kiss Vs. The Beatles 07/01/10
By John Saleeby
Who would fare better in open warfare? The team of Paul and Gene or the pair of John and Paul? And let's not forget the elusive Ringo factor.
- I've Got Your Oil Spill Right Here 07/01/10
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny's got enough to worry about without having to solve the Gulf oil crisis.
- Reflections on a Failed Music Career: Keep It in Context 07/01/10
By Wil Forbis
Want to be a rock 'n roll star? The murky cultural forces that steer an audience towards or away from your music might be outside of your control.
- Lady Gaga VS.
Ke$ha 06/01/10
By Wil Forbis
As modern technology reshapes
the art of pop music production, two femme fatale's go
head-to-head on the Billboard charts.
- Reflections on
a Failed Music Career: The Bucket List 06/01/10
By Wil Forbis
Can the magic of a successful rock band be reduced to
a cold, impartial matrix of data points?
- Justin Bieber Has Already Destroyed Pop Music 05/01/10
By Wil Forbis
The 16-year-old wunderkind reigning over the pop charts purports to be ghetto when he couldn't taste more vanilla. And he's destroying the archetypes of modern music!
- Unappreciated Babes: Historical Edition 05/01/10
By John Saleeby, Johnny Apocalypse and Wil Forbis
For years, the good people at acid logic have brought to your attention lesser-known beauties deserving of a second look. But what about the potential consorts lost to the dustbins of history?
- What about the Other Side of the Story? 05/01/10
By Johnny Apocalypse
Public service announcements condemn smoking, shooting up and just plain shooting. Johnny demands equal time.
- Mothers: Society's Greatest Evil! 05/01/10
By Spoiks
Wait! Before you take up that offer milk and cookies, contemplate the malfeasance of the modern matriarch.
- Alex Chilton - Don't Tell a Soul 04/01/10
By John Saleeby
Shhh! Saleeby is determined to keep the career of the king of power pop a secret.
- Avatar
Vs. District 9 03/01/10
By Wil
Forbis
Two recent science fiction films are preparing
to battle it out for Best Picture. But they have more in
common than they'd like to admit.
- There will
be Tits
By John Saleeby 03/01/10
John decries the Hollywood machinery that denied in
1972 Best Picture Oscar to "Conquest of the Planet of the
Apes."
- St.
Peter's Waiting Room Part III
By Tom Waters 03/01/10
On vacation, Tom continues
drinking and gorging his way across Florida. But he pauses at
a flea market to discover the soul of America.
- The
Complexities and Exuberances of Time Travel 03/01/10
By Johnny Apocalypse
You might have presumed
that Johnny had given up on his plan to create a time machine
out of a lawnmower parts and a watch. You were
mistaken.
- Is Barack Obama the Blaxploitation President? 02/01/10
By Wil Forbis
Did the onslaught of Shaft and Superfly in the 70s lead to the election of Barack Obama in 2008?
- St. Peter's Waiting Room Part II 02/01/10
By Tom Waters
Tom's vacation memoir continues with palatable exotic stones, reclusive Kentucky fried chicken and Catwoman. And booze of course. Lots of booze.
- St. Peter's
Waiting Room 01/01/10
By Tom
Waters
Tom and his new wife visit his parents in
Florida for an orgy of tobacco, alcohol and gastrointestinal
delights.
- Chronicles
of a Shit Magnet 01/01/10
By Johnny
Apocalypse
Johnny Apocalypse just wants to be left in
peace. But if you screw with him, you'll face the dreaded "arm
bar."
- Apocalypse after Christmas 12/01/09
By Johnny Apocalypse
Why it's getting to be a Yuletide tradition! In a new Christmas poem, Johnny releases a barrage of gunfire in his all-out war with St. Nick.
- Pronunciation 12/01/09
By Tom Waters
The big day has arrived: Tom Waters has gotten married! At what point will his new bride realize the horrible mistake she's made?
- “That Hotel is a Dump and your Monopoly is Pathetic!” 11/01/09
By Johnny Apocalypse
Ah, the sweet simplicity of a board game on a summer day. Johnny demonstrates the ruthlessness needed to win at the Parker Brothers classic and clarifies when not to call in sexual favors.
- Literati 10/01/09
By Tom Waters
Tom delivers his magnum opus on the plethora of science fiction, true crime, biographical and horror tomes spilling off his bookshelves.
- I Don't Know What to Write about
By Johnny Apocalypse 10/01/09
Johnny wrestles with the greatest fear a writer faces: the blank page. Can he commit ink to paper before the Forbis goons appear?
- The Divine Pop Comedy: Elton John’s Last Three Studio Albums 8/01/09
By Tom Waters
In a book excerpt, Tom takes a look at the trio of albums the prodigious pianist released during the 2000s.
- What did Michael Jackson do?
6/01/09
By Wil Forbis
Reflections on the end of the reign of the King of Pop.
- Boxing:
It Has Little to do with Cardboard 6/01/09
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny analyzes the enduring appeal of the greatest sport and defends its inherent brutality.
- Susan Boyle, Amy Winehouse and The Politics of Performance 6/01/09
By Wil Forbis
The success of Susan Boyle, the least glamorous chanteuse in human history, prompts thought about what we as an audience seek from our entertainers.
- Oral Technique 6/01/09
By Tom Waters
After years of wielding the author's pen, Tom is making the tricky transition to talk radio host.
- Confessions of a Metalholic 5/01/09
By Wil Forbis
What secret ties bind together1980s heavy metal, existential philosophy and Mickey Rourke's "The Wrestler"? Plus, learn to spot "gay metal."
- The Golden Age of Hearing Loss 5/01/09
By John Saleeby
Aerosmith! Queen! Van Halen! Saleeby reminisces on classic concerts by the great metal bands of the 1970s.
- Tom and Twig 5/01/09
By Tom Waters
Bad teeth and all, Tom turns out to truly be his mother's son.
- When Metal Was Young 5/01/09
By Johnny Apocalypse
Have Black Sabbath, Deep Purple and Wishbone Ash been written out of your music history books? Johnny fixes the record.
- Survey of the Heavy Metal Bands of My Youth 5/01/09
By Wil Forbis
Tesla, Great White and Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction were once the cat's meow. Have they stood the test of time?
- Review of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" 5/01/09
By Jane Mihn
Is the latest entry into the X-Men franchise even worth downloading?
- Even Torture Has Its Downsides 4/01/09
By Wil Forbis
Can a visit to a kitsch museum in the back alleys of Amsterdam spark an honest discussion on the merits of torture?
- Clint Eastwood Can Blow Me! 4/01/09
By John Saleeby
John views Clint Eastwood's recent historical drama "Changeling" and concludes that the great director has fallen from grace. Also mentioned: King Kong versus the giant spiders.
- The Department of Goofing Off 4/01/09
By Tom Waters
Freshly released from the toils of daytime servitude, Tom rails against the DMV-like ineptitude of the US Department of Labor.
- Interesting Questions 4/01/09
By Johnny Apocalypse
Can another nation steal Canada's name? Can our ethical code be summed up in a single slogan? Johnny asks the questions the mainstream media won't!
- Braddah Obama 3/01/09
By Wil Forbis
Did the challenges of a youth spent in Hawaii helped develop Barack Obama's canny political ability?
- Christmas Stocking Stuffer DVDs '08! 3/01/09
By John Saleeby
John tallies up his Christmas loot and waxes philosophically about the best Lutheran stop motion animation show in the known universe.
- Thoughts On The Flight 3407 Plane Crash… 3/01/09
By Tom Waters
A native of Buffalo, Tom responds to the recent tragic plane crash and ruminates on the role the media will take in covering it.
- A Review of "Slash" 1/01/09
By Wil Forbis
The recently released autobiography by the former lead guitarist of Guns N' Roses reveals all the chaos, debauchery and insanity that made the band a monster to be contended with. Also: why it's best to not share your groupies with Izzy Stradlin.
- Reviewing Politicians 1/01/09
By Johnny Apocalypse
How do some of our recently elected officials fare when reviewed with the same critical eye that we cast upon our movies, our music and our television shows? Not well at all, my friend, not well at all.
- Pussy Magnet 1/01/09
By Tom Waters
An admitted dog person, Tom is slowly being won over by the charms of the feline species.
- Letter to Clients of Tumwater and Dowbringer Financial Services 12/01/08
By Wil Forbis
As the world financial system teeters on the brink of collapse, the erudite leadership of one of America's most respected financial institutions offers this advice: it's only going to get worse!
- Double-Barrel Diplomacy 12/01/08
By Tom Waters
Tom may be forced to tolerate his Canadian neighbors to the north, but he doesn't have to like it.
- Apocalypse on Christmas 12/01/08
By Johnny Apocalypse
Why aren't there more Christmas poems featuring cigarettes and automatic pistols?
- Bring on the Monkeys 11/01/08
By John Saleeby
Its three movie reviews in one as Saleeby considers recent comedy classics "Electric Apricot," "The Trailer Park Boys," and "Postal."
- Sawed-off Sam Walton 11/01/08
By Tom Waters
Tom contemplates the horror of a life spent in retail hell.
- 26 Years of My Bullshit
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny recounts his life as a caffeine addict, crime fanatic and philosopher and turns out to be a pretty interesting guy. Just don't vote for him.
- World War Z 10/01/08
By Wil Forbis
How does Max Brooks's collection of first-person accounts of the zombie Holocaust make flesh eating ghouls scarier than they've ever been on film? By taking them seriously.
- Beer & Foaming At The Mouth On The Campaign Trail 10/01/08
By Tom Waters
Wanna hear something really scary? Tom Waters is getting married!
- He's a Nasty Son of a Gun 10/01/08
By John Saleeby
John recalls the heyday of the horror host including such beloved broadcasters as Doctor Creep, Vampira, Ghoulardi and Morgus. And introducing: SCHIZO AND COLOSTOMO!
- Batman, Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk Walk into a Bar... 08/01/08
By Wil Forbis
The summer of the superhero blockbuster is upon us. Can the latest attempts to translate comic book characters to the big screen cut the mustard?
- I'm Not Paying $50 for a Hamburger! 08/01/08
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny Apocalypse announces he's cheap and the world replies, "How cheap is he?" Read the article to find out.
- Frank Miller Can Blow Me! 08/01/08
By Tom Waters
Tom contributes to the acclaimed acid logic series of media criticism by targeting the comic book legend behind "The Dark Knight" and "Sin City."
- "The Thing" versus "The Thing" 07/01/08
By John Saleeby
It's a monster movie face-off as Saleeby pits the Howard Hawks' classic "The Thing from Another World" against "John Carpenter's The Thing."
- Quiet Time Or Else 07/01/08
By Tom Waters
Tom finds his efforts to find a little peace and quiet constantly foiled by the appendages of modern society.
- Why Nirvana Blows 06/01/08
By Wil Forbis
In his first selection from his in progress book on the grunge years, Wil defends his refusal to join the cult of Cobain.
- On Spec 06/01/08
By Tom Waters
Tom contemplates on how form and format affect the fuel that the writer depends on for inspiration.
- One Sentence Movie Reviews 06/01/08
by Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny soliloquizes single sentence synopsi of such movies as "Sudden Impact," "Eyes Wide Shut" and "Night of the Comet."
- Day of Our Deaths
05/01/08
By John Saleeby
While reviewing the remake of George Romero's "Day of the Dead," John proffers the theory that horror criticism has reached the same neglectful stage as rock criticism did in the 1970s. Then he gets distracted by Mena Suvari in a thong bikini.
- Perpetual Estrogen 05/01/08
By Tom Waters
After living with a woman for almost four years, Tom has started to notice a few things about the fairer sex. Mainly that they're crazy.
- A Few Goals in My Life 04/01/08
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny lays out a few of his aspirations for life including driving cross-country with his knees and catching the Zodiac killer.
- Reviews of Records I Never Actually Listened to
04/01/08
By John Saleeby
Panic at the Disco. The Raconteurs. Bob Mould. John doesn't need to listen to 'em to know what he's talking about.
- Underwear on the Outside 04/01/08
By Tom Waters
Some people shoot up. Some people smoke crack. But Tom has a serious habit: comic books! He takes pause from his addiction to review the good and the bad.
- A Few Facts of Life 04/01/08
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny offers a few hearty truths, like "the only thing banana flavored that's any good is bananas," and "nature does not like us."
- Paul Reiser's The Thing About My Folks 03/01/08
By Lujane Crotch
Lujane reviews a movie by the Maestro of "Mad about You" and still finds time for several child molestation jokes.
- Creationism and the Quick Ban 03/01/08
By Tom Waters
Tom comments on the strange habits of writers and takes a look back on his career.
- Meet the Blaxploitation Superheroes!!! 02/01/08
By Wil Forbis
In the 1970's as "Shaft" and "Foxy Brown" raged on screens, Marvel Comics populated their universe with super-soul brothers like Luke Cage, The Black Panther and the Prowler.
- Why It’s A Good Idea Not To Taunt Your Cuisinart 02/01/08
By Tom Waters
In the eternal battle between man and machine, Tom concedes defeat.
- The Flower People 01/01/08
By Stardumb
Whoa man - trip out on the first ever Acid Logic music video! It'll get you grooving to a whole new age of aquarius.
- But What About "The Wasp Woman"? 12/01/07
By John Saleeby
Step aside, Kubrick. Hit the skids, Tarentino. John peruses the latest box set of Roger Corman films and crowns the b-movie auteur king!
- Butch and Tom 12/01/07
By Tom Waters
Break out the bourbon on the rocks -Tom is turning into his father. But maybe that isn't such a bad thing.
- Politics, or How to Lose Your Mind by
Choosing to Vote 12/01/07
By Johnny Apocalypse
Just in time for the election cycle, Johnny tackles the foibles of a political system that drives him up the wall.
- Best Laid Nervous Breakdowns 10/01/07
By Tom Waters
Say it ain't so! The king of the gentleman bachelors, Tom Waters, is taking the plunge!
- The Acid Logic Guide To Squeamish Jew Humor 09/01/07
By John Saleeby
Learn to riff in the style of Woody Allen, Ben Stiller and Jerry Seinfeld! Written by a professional (non Jewish) comedian.
- Cherry Trees & White House Interns 09/01/07
By Tom Waters
Tom puts forth the case that honesty is the best policy. No, seriously!
- The Acid Logic One Hundred Best Movies Of All Time List (100% Spielberg-Scorsese Free)
08/01/07
By John Saleeby
Tired of reading top 100 movie lists that don't even contain a single George Romero film? Saleeby sets the record straight.
- Form of.. A Spoon
08/01/07
By Tom Waters
The end is nigh! Tom's libido has taken a backseat to cuddling and conversation.
- Unrecognized Guitar Gods
08/01/07
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny gives Steve Howe, Buck Dharma and Dweezil Zappa the shout out they deserve. Hey, what's Gary Richrath (REO Speedwagon) doing here?
- The Feminist Politics of Hostel II 06/01/07
By Wil Forbis
The latest Eli Roth horror spectacular has been denounced by alarmist movie critics as misogynistic torture porn. But does a more nuanced analysis reveal a different set of politics?
- Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Into Fat Gamers 06/01/07
By Tom Waters
Who will mourn the modern video game nerd's slow waddle towards extinction? Certainly not Tom.
- Keith Richards Can Blow Me!!! 06/01/07
By John Saleeby
John uncovers the secret plot by the boomer generation to crown Keith Richards king. But is it too late to save Lindsey Lohan?
- Dear Mahmoud05/01/07
By Jon Gagas
Jon Gagas returns to our pages and offers a plea to the other power-mad, fundamentalist dictator of our times.
- Johnny ApocalypseAnswers his Mail 05/01/07
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny defends his acid logic output from internet critics, porn spam-masters and our own editorial staff.
- The Problem Video Games Cause 04/01/07
By Johnny Apocalypse
Drug use? Childhood obesity? Homicidal urges? Don't blame me, ma, blame Donkey Kong!
- Aw, Big Deal About Scarlett Johanson!! 04/01/07
By John Saleeby
What happens when John Saleeby melts a Creature from the Black Lagoon mask to his face and opens for Rascal Flatts? Not what you'd think. Well, maybe exactly what you'd think.
- Breaking the Audience's Bond 04/01/07
By Katharine Coldiron
Katharine applauds Daniel Craig's "new" James Bond but longs for Roger Moore's bad puns and cheeky mirth.
- 8 Simple Rules For Doing Something With Your Life 04/01/07
By Tom Waters
Put down the crack pipe, pull up your pants and listen to Tom's sage advice on how to obtain gainful employment.
- Lights! Camera! Crazy Women Biting Guy's Dicks Off!! 02/01/07
By John Saleeby
We all assumed Saleeby couldn't get any crazier. When will we learn?
- Investigating the Unexplained 01/01/07
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny gets up close and personal with UFOs, the Lock Ness Monster, ghosts and Bigfoot.
- No Wonder Lennon Was Such a Miserable Prick 01/01/07
By Tom Waters
Are you filled with hope at the start of a new year? Let Tom's rage at a society of stinking, ignorant masses let the air out of your basketball.
- Know Your Friendly Neighborhood CIA Agent 01/01/07
By Seana Sperling
Seana recalls her adventures in the Peace Corp and the onslaught of Central Intelligence.
- News from Around the World 12/01/06
By Johnny Apocalypse
Vikings protest at the U.N.? Death arrested? A cure for cancer? Johnny reports from the edge of unreality.
- Predators and Editors 12/01/06
By Tom Waters
Tom applies the nine rules of myspace. Don't miss the shock ending!
- A Higher Power 11/01/06
By Max Burbank
Max Burbank returns to contemplate the voices in President Bush's head in this elegantly rendered comic strip.
- Avoiding the Devil in Your Daily Life 11/01/06
By Johnny Apocalypse
Bryan provides a laugh rich guide on how how to avoid the devil in his many guises... like celery, the music of the Police and "Great Expectations."
- Comics that Made Me Shit My Pants 11/01/06
By Wil Forbis
It's not "Comics that Made Me Kill My Parents," or "Comics that Made Me Worship Satan," but just "Comics that Made Me Shit My Pants."
- Martin Scorsese Can Blow Me! 10/01/06
By John Saleeby
Just in time for "The Departed," the new acid logic takedown series continues with a look at the acclaimed gangster director.
- Slip Sliding Away 10/01/06
By Tom Waters
Tom struggles with the onset of dementia as his mind dissolves into a series of tiny little islands.
- Dean Koontz Can Blow Me! 09/01/06
By Wil Forbis
A new acid logic feature debuts with a takedown of the king of schlock fiction.
- Bizzaro Acrophobia 09/01/06
By Tom Waters
'How's the weather up there?' Tom stands up tall for the vertically augmented.
- The New York Dolls For Beginners!!! 07/01/06
By John Saleeby
You think dig the Dolls? Saleeby breaks down the history of the world's prettiest all male rock group.
- My Computer Can Beat Up Your Computer 07/01/06
By Tom Waters
Tom takes a look at the mysterious contraption that has spent the last twenty years plugging its way into the home of every American family.
- Romance Tales for Average Folks 06/01/06
Wil Forbis
Why can't modern love be everything it's cracked up to be?
- Movies I Hate (that Everybody Else Loves) 06/01/06
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny digs into beloved classics like "2001," "Blade Runner," and "Thelma and Louise" and steels himself against the likely armed backlash.
- Unfriendly Skies 06/01/06
By Tom Waters
Tom rates the modern airport experince and finds that it licks balls.
- Still More Unappreciated Babes 05/01/06
By John Saleeby and Wil Forbis
Acid Logic peers into the windows of such love dolls as Christina Cox, Asia Argento and the Hotties of HotMail!
- Seven Sleep Disorders of Highly Effective People 05/01/06
By Tom Waters
Why can't Tom catch some ZZZZ's? Is it the nicotine, caffeine, alcohol, sex or all of the above?
- The University Survival Guide 05/01/06
By Bob Cluely
Bob passes on advice gleaned in the world of "higher" education.
- Apartment From Hell
By Wil Forbis
What's it like to share an apartment building with Charles Manson, "Hideously Burned Man," and a gigantic, armed and angry book lover?
- Butch and Twig
By Tom Waters
Tom ruminates on his aging parents and their wild and crazy ways.
- Conspiracy Theory: The World's Finest News Source
By Johnny Apocalypse
Bryan takes a look at everything from Roswell, New Mexico to the WTC towers. Replete with juicy links for your own research.
- The Saleeby Chronicles Continue
By John Saleeby
Saleeby takes a look at the delusional world or Lorne Micheals and the High Time's Channel's Original Motion Picture, "The McCartney Code."
- Straight or High Movie Reviews
As told to Wil Forbis
Some movies require a bong hit while others demand sober concentration. Our crack team takes a look at everything from Hostel to Brokeback Mountain.
- '70s DVD Revelry
By John Saleeby
Making up for lost opportunities, John reviews three films he never saw as a kid: The Hills Have Eyes, The Crazies and The Driller Killer.
-
Shaft
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny takes a look at the first hero of blaxploitation and pronounces him ultra funky after all these years.
- Try Not To Think About Gun-Toting Elephants
By Tom Waters
After years spent floating in the liberal world of independent newspapers Tom releases his inner conservative.
- Dense Macabre
By Tom Waters
Tom compares the state of splatter films to video games and ruminates on the connection between comedy and horror.
- Of James and Bondage
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny contemplates the prospect of a blonde Bond and compares him to "Funny Bond" "Ass-Kicking Bond" and "Ugly Bond."
- Hollywood Notes: Interview with King Kong 12/01/05
By Wil Forbis
The great ape stops by to spill the dish on working with Peter Jackson, his long friendship with Godzilla and his views on Iraq.
- Pot Roast for the Soul 12/01/05
By Tom Waters
Whoda thunk it.... Tom Waters is cooking his own food!? And doing quite well at it from what I hear.
- Doctor Longhair's Reviews of Movies that Don't Exist 11/01/05
By Wil Forbis
Itching to see the Kirsten Dunst porno or the latest from Bobo the Wonder Chimp? Doctor Longhair gives you the goods.
- I Don't Wanna Go On With ‘What Did You Want On That?' 11/01/05
By Tom Waters
Tom lays down the rules of etiquette for the American drive through.
- Tattoos and Their Vicissitudes 11/01/05
By Robert Cluley
Robert contemplates the big questions related to inkwork - where, what, and how much!
- I Bin Ein Blogger 10/01/05
By Robert Cluley
Blogging has become the latest fad for self obsessed, socially underdeveloped egomaniacs. But is there a dark side?
- The Saleeby Chronicles 10/01/05
By John Saleeby
Diane Lane, Cindy Sheehan and Bobby Brown all make a stopover in John Saleeby's questionable consciousness.
- They Don't Make Actors Like They Used To 09/01/05
By Johnny Apocalypse
Johnny ruminates on Lee Marvin, Steve McQueen and the tough guys from a bygone era.
- Electric Tough Guy Land 09/01/05
By John Saleeby
Ever wondered what would have happened had Jimi Hendrix made Elvis style adventure films? Sure you have. No... really... It'd be a hoot!
- Cool Hand Highway Superintendant 09/01/05
By Tom Waters
Tom takes a cool and collected look at the challenges of driving in Buffalo, New York.
- On Being a Large, Land-Based Mammal 08/01/05
By Tom Waters
Tom contemplates the eating habits that causes his belly to expand and collapse on schedule.
- London Calling, Says 'Hello' 08/01/05
By John Saleeby
While the America media screams and snivels about the 7/7 subway bombings, the British just go about their business. Because they don't, you know, suck.
- If They Can't Take a Joke 08/01/05
By Tom Waters
As Tom awaits the arrival of his latest book he pontificates on his previous publishing "successes."
- Doctor Who: The Old Versus the New 07/010/05
By Johnny Apocalypse
Doctor Who has survived death, cancellation and 26 seasons on BBC. Johnny gives the Who legacy a once over.
- Speak Now Or When You Get Around To It 07/010/05
By Tom Waters
For how long can Tom put off the impending doom - of marriage?
- Johnny Cash 06/010/05
By John Saleeby
Stripping away the idol worship, Saleeby looks at the Cash legacy.
- Complete Text Of Laura Bush Speech At White House Correspondents' Dinner 06/010/05
By Max Burbank
Searching for a complete transcript of Laura Bush's infamous dinner remarks? Max delivers the goods.
- Marvin Gaye’s Answer: Peak Oil 06/010/05
By Cody Wayne
Cody examines the apocalyptic nature of our current reality.
- As a Writer 06/010/05
By Tom Waters
Tom rails against big screen authors who write themselves into their work.
- Today's Top Stories, Ingested, Regurgitated And Reinterpretted 05/01/05
By Max Burbank
Max Burbank returns to AL and promptly goes all Dada on our ass!
- The Great Email Scandal of 2032 05/01/05
By John Saleeby
In the future, acid logic publisher Wil Forbis is poised to become President. Can John Saleeby head off this disaster?
- The Professor Visits the Red States 04/01/05
By John Saleeby
What would cause a blueblood Cambridge Professor to travel to the heart of Red America? Only the Lord Byron of our age - Jeff Foxworthy!
- You Can't Put Your Arm Around a Memory 03/01/05
By John Saleeby
Can the film feud between rockers Def Leppard and Metallica be healed by the Duff McKagen "Hug-o-Love"?
- Monkey See, Motley Crue 02/01/05
By John Saleeby
As the Crue plan their reunion tour, Saleeby ruminates on swimming pools filled with vodka, 'punking' Vince Neil and the content of the Kurt and Courtney sex video.
- How To Be a Tough Guy 12/16/04
By John Saleeby
Hey milquetoast! Listen up as John plunders Hollywood's greatest action films for tips on turning yourself into an ass-kicking mofo.
- More Unappreciated Babes 1216/04
By Wil Forbis and John Saleeby
For too long entertainment amazons like Kiran Chetry and Megan Mullally have gone unloved and unnoticed.
- John Saleeby Predicts the Future... Again! 12/01/04
By John Saleeby
Find out what's in store for eHarmony.com, the War of the Worlds remake and President Sean Hannity!
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